No Pug For You!

My neighbor told me about an ad in the paper for someone selling some pug puppies. In case you didn’t know, I have wanted a pug since I was in high school. I was dating this girl named Amy, who my friend called “Pug”. He said she looked like a pug with a little turned up nose. Well after I looked up what one looked like I wanted one. You have to respect anything that can go through life with a face like that!

The only other dog I’ve wanted longer is an Irish Wolfhound. I’ve wanted one of them since the first grade! I remember seeing a picture in a book of a wolfhound on its hind legs, with its front legs on a man’s shoulders (like they were dancing). I don’t plan on dancing with one, but they are great dogs too!

The pug pups are about $700, which is more than I can spend on a dog right now! Also I don’t know how I would be able to train it since I’m working all day. Maybe I could put a vest on it and claim it is a service dog, there to help me with my chronic boredom.

I need to keep saving for the house though. I need a new computer, a new laptop, another Gibson Les Paul or two, and a Pug, plus I am helping my sister pay some bills thanks to her ass-hat deadbeat ex-husband. (That is a whole other story!)

I think for now I’ll have to stick to my stuffed Pug, but one of these days I’ll have one for real!