Tour De Arkansas

Whoo golly, Zeke! You ride dat der two wheeledy horseless pedalin’ machine perty fast. “Lance” is a perty name. It dun rhyme with France. How bout dat? Dats a fancy brain bucket ya got awn, too. That got ten speeds on it? I can’t count to ten no more an account uh my accident what der down at the grindin’ machine dat makes bread for my younguns.