New Band Name: Elgin Monkey Hunt

Several reports of a 4' tall monkey have been reported to police in Elgin, IL. A reporter asked a police official:

Have you given any thought to the possibility that this may just be a really short, hairy guy?

Of course, the police have responded by saying they believe the monkey may be an escaped pet, as opposed to the indigenous, wild monkeys that plague Illinois.

Elgin Monkey Hunt