Lost & Found

Here’s one reason I love my job. I just received a list of items that have been found by security at work and that are available at the front desk. Here are my favorites:

A little blue skirt from a toy doll. (Maybe from a Barbie doll, etc.)
A little blue skirt from a toy doll?? I work in an office? Wtf?!

A small, round black earring with a splash of cream.
I think they used to work for QVC

An oblong silver hoop earring. (thick)
An oblong gold hoop earring. (thin)
I wonder if these belong to that colorblind lady who always has her head tilted to one side?

3 different earrings- one just turned in today- 1 has a medium size ball hanging from its (brown and cream) clip on. 1 has a small brown stone (?) hanging from it (pierced ears) and the third is a small round brown ball hanging from it. (Pierced earrings).
What, is brown the new gold?

Eyeglasses
I would respond to this email, but I can’t read it without my glasses

A pink ribbon with a high heeled shoe hanging from it.
This one is just plain weird. Did someone mean to hang it at someone else’s cube? “Look Jenny… I put your shoe on a pink ribbon. Pink is pretty, You’d look pretty in pink. I had to sneak in while you were sleeping to get it. You look so peaceful when you’re sleeping. Want to go out with me for lunch today?”