A Day In The Life...

Them: How do you think we should do this?

Me: I think we should (my solution)

Them: What I was thinking was (their solution)

Me: That would work, but here are (10 reasons why my solution is simpler and better)

Them: I’m going to do it my way. Thanks.

Me (thinking): Ok, then why the hell did you ask me my opinion in the first place?