Duke Of Onion

I went to get the AC recharged on my car. It hasn't worked since last summer, I've just been too lazy to get it taken care of up until now. I went to Duke of Oil, and the guy said they were closed, but I could go to the place across the street. It was another Duke of Oil directly across the street. Are they slowly taking over the world?

I'm sitting in the waiting area and I keep smelling onions. Strong onions. I was afraid it was me, until I saw a big rubber basket full of onions. I'm not sure why the Duke of Oil was giving away onions.

After waiting half an hour the guy came back in and told me that the system has a leak, and so I am still without AC. Now I need to go get a dye test to see where it is leaking, go without AC, or just buy another car. I wonder if any car dealers could set me up with a new car and a crate of Vidalias?